C.J. pitched awesome. I mean fucking awesome. I got goose bumps when Michael Young hit that home run because it was at that exact moment that I felt like this team is for real. Last week has been an awesome set of games from the Rangers and I am really looking forward to tonight's matchup of the Ray's Price and Cliff Lee but I really need to point out my favorite moment from yesterday's game which was from the camera man not realizing that the cranking motion that Ogando was making was to give the bird...
My theory is that Ogando's Birdage is aimed at douches bigger than C.J. (yes it is possible). That's right, I am looking at you asshole New York/Boston fans from the Northeast (by northeast I mean McKinney and Plano or wherever the fuck part of the Metroplex you come from) who come out to the ballpark wearing Boston gear and you have no family affiliation to the area but you once saw Boston Legal in syndication so that entitles you to root against your local team. You sir or madam are the biggest fucking piece of shit douche on the face of the planet. So GET FUCKED! P.S. Girls wearing Yankees shit because it fashionable. Go FIST YOURSELVES.




