YESSSS! The delicious schadenfreude!
I knew we started this blog for a reason. Funny, someone starts pitching great, suddenly their douchiness is less noticeable. Leave it to CJ to use his worst performance of the year to remind everyone just how much of a dildo he is. I'm having trouble finding the interview, either through video or the written word, but here is one quote:
"Last night's game, everything went our way and tonight, things didn't go our way, as simple as that."
To put that quote in context, CJ was saying that on Monday, in a 20-6 win, with 27 hits, everything just "went their way". You know when things go "their way" for athletes? When they perform to the best of their abilities. When you fuck up and walk 3 batters to lead off the 5th inning, things likely aren't going to go your way and you can't blame luck. To blame luck in an activity which is allegedly based on skill spits in the face of what the World Series of Poker has been trying to accomplish for nigh on a decade. And nobody spits in the face of Phil Hellmuth! Nobody!!!!
Long story short, yes there were mistakes by others. And ZOMG! the Twins got some hits!!! But YOU walked those guys all by yourself, which, lest you forget, is something you are fairly good at. So from me to you; thank you for reminding us what a sniveling, arrogant, excuse-making taint you are. You weren't popular for a reason, but your quality play masked that. Have fun in Kansas City or some other hellhole, you giant fucking shitstain.
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