B.J. Blew Another Game and I Had a Bowel Movement Today

The Seattle Mariners took another game from the Rangers today with a 5-3 final and have ended a great series with the Angels only to go 1 and 2 with the Mariners. While C.J. was not officially credited with the two earned runs that were a direct result of the two singles he gave up after relieving Darren O'Day I think we all know who is to blame for the loss (It's not Nippert or O'Day).

In other news, after watching the game I was sitting on the throne taking care of business and like a sign from God I looked into the toilet to find a turd that resembled C.J. Wilson. My first thought was to call Telemundo but once I realized that it didn't look like Jesus I came to my senses and just decided to inform you guys/gals (do we have any female readers? If so, I bet we just lost them). Since we don't have much of a budget here at "the douche" I was able to obtain this amateur depiction of the said doodie. Yucky!

EDIT: I'm retarded. We went 1 and 2 in the series.